Me: "Would you please stop wrapping your penis around that crayon?"
Sigh.
Showing posts with label things you never thought you'd say. Show all posts
Showing posts with label things you never thought you'd say. Show all posts
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Actual Conversation with a Three-Year-Old
Me: So which of the Imagination Movers is your favourite?
A: Smitty, Scott, Rich, Smitty...
Me: What about Dave? Is he your favourite, too?
A: Yeah, Scott. I like their pants, and their shirts, too. And their underwear.
Me: Their underwear? Really?
A: Yeah. Can I play on the computer?
A: Smitty, Scott, Rich, Smitty...
Me: What about Dave? Is he your favourite, too?
A: Yeah, Scott. I like their pants, and their shirts, too. And their underwear.
Me: Their underwear? Really?
A: Yeah. Can I play on the computer?
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