If it’s contaminated food, okay, I’ll pull it out of my fridge – probably. The Motrin recall last year? I grudgingly stopped using it, despite finding it an overreaction as well. But if we had any of the toys or baby products listed in the new Fisher Price recall, do you think I’d stop using them? Hell no!
This recall is the result of approximately two dozen injuries in the past TEN years. The recalled highchairs, for example, are a danger allegedly because there were 14 kids in the US who fell against pegs on the back legs, causing “lacerations” (AKA scrapes or cuts), of which SEVEN needed stitches, and one damaged a tooth.
Now I’m sure that the parents whose children needed stitches or had a tooth injury were upset, but there are a couple of points to be made here:
- Was it really the fault of the highchair that the child fell against it? Children fall. A LOT. Especially at the age when they’re using highchairs. A short list of things my children have fallen on or against and caused themselves injuries? Coffee tables, bed posts, floors, tv stands, dressers, jello… okay, maybe not jello, but you get what I mean. Kids hurt themselves. I honestly believe it’s a part of teaching them how to function in the world. You have to learn that if you jump from the top of the couch to the seat, you may fall off and crack your chin on the coffee table when you bounce off said seat. (Child #2) So, should all of those things on my list be banned? Maybe we should just get rid of all furniture and sit on pillows? It works in some cultures, why not here?
- In ten years, there were FOURTEEN injuries from this particular item, only eight of which could even conceivably be considered “severe.” So, less than one child per year was “severely” injured by the product. By contrast, between 1997 and 2007 there were over 4.1 MILLION injuries in children between the ages of 5 and 19 while playing basketball. That’s over 375,000 per year, in case you didn’t want to do the math. (http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/cgi/reprint/peds.2009-2497v1) If you’ve watched the new TLC show “Sister Wives,” you’ll know that wife #3 helpfully pointed out that several hundred people per year are killed worldwide by TOASTERS (she refused to use a toaster because of this, then proceeded to set bread on fire in the oven, I might add).
The media has to take some responsibility for all of this overreaction. We all know how the news loves a good headline. “Dora Trike Causes Genital Bleeding” is going to get sell a whole lot more papers, or get a bunch more “clicks” than “Toddler Sorta Hurt By Falling on Trike.” If you’re riding a bike of any kind, and fall against the top tube, it’s going to hurt. If this Dora/Barbie trike has something extra added to it (an “ignition”) then yep, if the kid falls against it, it’s going to hurt. Lesson learned, right kid?
I don’t mean to sound callous, I honestly don’t. I’m not immune to children’s pain, and I certainly feel for parents who have lost a child due to a REAL danger from a toy or piece of baby equipment. I just know that so much of what children learn is by trial and error, and a few scrapes, bumps and bruises are just part of growing up.
The other problem with all of these unnecessary recalls is that it feeds into this fear that so many parents live with. We are constantly told of the dangers “out there” and feel that our homes should be risk-free. I sometimes wonder if some children live in homes where everything is covered in bubble wrap. Then again, what if the bubble wrap came loose and somehow magnetically attached itself to the child’s face, suffocating it?
I get really tired of hearing how things have “changed”: how more strangers are lurking behind every bush, just waiting to steal your child. Overall, the world isn’t more dangerous, the media just wants us to believe it is. That way you’ll read their articles. Doesn’t that make you feel safer?
An article in today’s National Post talks more about this. I encourage you to take a look.


